emilyissherlocked:

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

I CAN’T FIND IT IT’S TOO SMALL

(via yestermorning)


edens-blog:

wkdart:

iamtonysexual:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

onlylolgifs:

 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

looks fun

makin’ my way dOWNTO—-

ASDFK

MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 

step 2. somehow get upwind

step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free

step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 

step 5. ?????????

step 6. profit 

(via tyleroakley)


exames:

cuteness


spreadyourwiings:

socially-inactive:

pyroluminescence:

I’M

I LOVE YOU KAREN

Dying

(via fake-mermaid)


likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

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clannyphantom:

hippieloverose:

clannyphantom:

don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing

No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day

see this is what I’m talking about

(via fake-mermaid)


officialwhitegirls:

remembering the homework you haven’t done on sunday night

image

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xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

(via tyleroakley)


yoncevevo:

*types in /tagged/me after ur url* “page not found”

image

(via fake-mermaid)


done:

I LOVE THIS 
credit to magicpawed

done:

I LOVE THIS 

credit to magicpawed

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