joshpeck:

my hero

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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

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narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

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reblog if your URL is an original.

you didn’t steal it from anyone neither made it look 99.9% similar to someone to get followers.

image

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baiosbootybutt:


Very insightful, thank you

baiosbootybutt:

Very insightful, thank you

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guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

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elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

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