oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

(via fake-mermaid)


sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

(via fake-mermaid)


supernatural-mishamigo:

vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I literally did not see that coming

(via yestermorning)


trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

(via yestermorning)


chloegalaxy:

rose-9-10:

hornyspacesnakes:

isis-:

demonhuntingdetectiveintraining:

me3ko:

dingoinnuendo:

WHO INVENTED THE WORD ‘WORD’

WHO INVENTED THE WORD ‘INVENTED’

WE ARE BECOMING TOO SELF AWARE

WHO INVENTED THE IDEA OF SELF AWARENESS??

GUYS, THERE WAS AN ARTICLE THAT SAID PHYSICISTS MAY HAVE DISCOVERED EVIDENCE OF THE UNIVERSE BEING A COMPUTER SIMULATION, WHAT IF WE’RE JUST AN AI THAT’S BECOMING SELF AWARE

THE BRAIN NAMED ITSELF

everybody shut the fuck up you’re scaring me

(via yestermorning)


yestermorning:

qrieves:


uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"



emperors new painting

yestermorning:

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

emperors new painting


mahkitten:

alafiyatried:

mrnargalicious:

tibby-wynter:

fartgallery:

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

image

That last image is too adorable to not reblog.

this is the cutest

This makes me so happy

(via yestermorning)



stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

image

you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

(via fake-mermaid)


worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

(via disabbointment)